stars, sex and nudity buzz : 06/07/2012

Lost Duo to Reunite on Californication


Dude.

Maggie Grace has only just started filming her extended Californication arc, and already she has pulled one of her fellow Lost alums into the fold.


TVLine has confirmed that Jorge Garcia, who played Hurley to Grace’s Shannon on ABC’s freaky-island drama, will guest-star opposite the blonde beauty in an episode of the Showtime series’ sixth season, premiering in early 2013.


Grace herself is joining Californication for a nine-episode arc as Faith, a former Catholic schoolgirl who upon being exposed to the “evils” of rock and roll turned into a groupie-slash-muse to elite recording artists. When viewers meet Faith, she’ll fall into a friendship-turned-more with Hank — and, possibly, eventually get spun off into her own series.


Garcia in turn will pop up as “an old contact from Faith’s past,” I am told. His casting was first revealed by Grace, who tweeted a photo of the pair on set.


* It's good news in terms of Maggie Grace nudity. The producers are listening and agreeing to her request which only means she gave up something in return. Looking forward to Maggie nude and riding David when the couple finally gets it on.

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'Fifty Shades of Grey' Casting Polls: Alexander Skarsgard & Lily Collins in the Lead

E.L. James' best-selling erotica novel is getting more attention nowadays and sales continue to increase. While Lionsgate still hasn't announced the final details on the film adaptation, the hype for the cast of "Fifty Shades of Grey" is on an all-time high.

In fact, in a few polls, fans have already chosen their protégés for Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele.

Based on the highly-popular vampire couple in Stephanie Meyers' "Twilight", Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey have something more to offer than Edward and Isabella. From swoon-worthy lines to heavy romance, "Fifty Shades of Grey" tackles a love story with a darker twist involving BDSM.

The story revolves around 22-year old, Anastasia Steele, a soon-to-be college graduate who gets involved with 27-year old entrepreneur, Christian Grey. The first few chapters of "Fifty Shades of Grey" would simply strike a few readers as pure sap. However, if one delves deeper into the trilogy, "Fifty Shades of Grey" offered more than what Paulo Coelho's "Eleven Minutes" conveyed.

It is from this reason why "Fifty Shades of Grey" continues to rock the book sales all over the world. Originally banned from over a few states, E.L. James' novel is now openly released because the demand for it continues to rise. Even Hollywood celebrities are hooked on the novel. Some have even expressed genuine interest in playing the lead roles of Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey.

Well, with no word or update from Lionsgate studio, all fans can do is cross their fingers and hope their chosen cast get picked. Some avid readers of the book have already created polls in case the production studio needs a little help with the casting. So who among the A-list celebrities topped the "Bloomfield Patch" poll as Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele?

"True Bloods'", Alexander Skarsgard, won by a landslide as the brooding and dark, Christian Grey. Opposite Skarsgard as Anastasia Steele is Lily Collins.

Collins led the poll by up to 30% of the votes. Runners-up for Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele were Colin Egglesfield and Amanda Seyfried. "Vampire Diaries'", Ian Somerhalder also made it to the poll. Actors Henry Cavill and Katherine McPhee surprisingly made it to the top contenders as well.

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Pay Cable’s Race to the Bottom

by Lauren Thompson | June 06, 2012 | 12:32
Lauren Thompson's picture Good news for pay cable viewers who like their sex scenes graphic, bloody and spiked with an unhealthy dose of violence. HBO’s original series “True Blood” is set to begin its fifth season on June 10.
While it remains to be seen if “True Blood” can top a scene from a previous season in which a male vampire twists a female’s head around 180 degrees during a bout of blood-drenched “hate sex,” the promos make clear that the season won’t skimp on the sex and violence.

Unfortunately, as a pay cable show, “True Blood” is unique only in its vampire theme. Since the premium channels began to produce their own original series. HBO, Showtime and Starz churn out shows laden with wretched characters and repulsive dialogue, all with a heavy dose of pornography and blood-soaked drama. And, as critics have pointed out, as goes pay cable, so eventually will go broadcast programming.
    So HBO’s “Game of Thrones” featured a savage, sexual torture scene, and specializes in “sexposition” – characters doing monologues that advance the plot while they are engaged in a variety of sex acts. “Spartacus” a popular series on Starz, drew praise from Huffington Post for “generous helpings of graphic violence, orgiastic nudity, and racy sex.” Showtime’s sex-laden historical drama, “The Borgias” hints at incest, and a porn industry editor said of the network’s reality show “Gigolos,” “Please, it’s porn! [T]hey’re showing hardcore sex.”
The MRC’s Culture and Media Institute analyzed the original series of HBO, Showtime and Starz and concluded:
  • Pornographic sex and bloody violence are found in the majority of premium content, and producers seek to add more in the future.
  • Broadcast TV is sinking to pay cable’s lack of standards as free network channels include more soft-core sex scenes and violent drama in their original series.
While the FCC has precise regulations against indecency and obscenity in broadcast TV these provisions do not apply to pay cable channels, since the viewer chooses to pay extra for them.
According to Dan Isett of Parents Television Council, the series “Sex and the City” and “The Sopranos” were the catalyst for pay cable’s dark turn, and premium content jumps joyfully into the abyss with each new show.
“Pay cable defines deviancy for everyone. It is essentially the porning up of popular culture,” Benjamin Shapiro, Breitbart.com Editor-at-large, said.

‘True Blood’ and ‘Game of Thrones’ – Porn With A Better Script 
HBO hits regularly feature pornographic scenes. “True Blood” has featured characters engaged in orgies, glorified drug-induced sexual encounters, regularly mixed blood and sex and subjected audiences to the scene described above –  television’s goriest sex scene yet. Two vampires (Bill and Lorena) had gruesome hate sex in a blood-bathed bed, with Bill strangling Lorena and twisting her head 180 degrees during sex. Bones crunched when Bill buried his fangs in the Lorena’s neck, and he arose with a bloody face and demonic scream.
HBO’s actors aren’t bothered by it, or at all circumspect about nude scenes. Anna Paquin who plays Sookie Stackhouse on “True Blood” said in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine, “I don’t pretend to think that on the 18th hour of shooting anyone on set gives two flying whatevers that I have my tits out.”
Paquin appeared with fellow cast-mates Stephen Moyer and Alexander Skarsgard on a smutty Rolling Stone cover, which featured all three stars naked and covered in blood, with Paquin posing seductively between the two men.
Chillingly, this show was nominated for the 2012 Teen Choice Awards, an awards show where the nominees and winners are hand-picked by teenagers. That’s right; children who are probably too young to watch an R-rated film are viewing the violent, sexual mess that is “True Blood.”
Producer Alan Ball told Rolling Stone that he believed vampires are sex. “I don’t get a vampire story about abstinence. I don’t care about high school students. I find them irritating and uniformed,” Ball said.
Stephen Moyer, who plays Southern vampire Bill Compton lavished explicit and gory praise for “True Blood” and its undead cast.
“It's a de-virginization — breaking the hymen, creating blood and then drinking the virginal blood. And there's something sharp, the fang, which is probing and penetrating and moving into it. So that's pretty sexy. I think that makes vampires attractive," Moyer said in an interview.
Rolling Stone gleefully devoted an entire spread to "True Blood's" sexual deviancy. “On [True Blood] every available orifice is used for intercourse: gay straight, between humans and supernatural beings, and supernatural being on supernatural being, whether he be werewolf, dog, or an enormous Minotaur-looking being called a maenad.”
“True Blood” is a twisted mess, they won’t be surprised to discover the actors are as demented as the morally bankrupt characters the play. Moyer admitted he enjoyed the show's sexual fetishes.
“It’s about taking things to the point of where normal frames of society wouldn’t think was an okay thing for a young, Southern girl to do. It’s interesting to think about sex as the search for a moment together which is a glorious combination of orgasm and sexual oneness that might lead to death,” Moyer said.
The new Season 5 poster touts the slogan “Stake 5” with five wooden stakes dripping blood. The fifth season trailer overflows with blood and violence giving audiences a glimpse of mutilated bodies and characters bathed in blood, and highlights a character saying, “Humans should be farmed like cattle.”

The wild popularity of “True Blood” paved the way for HBO’s next original show, “Game of Thrones.” The series is a medieval drama, based on George R.R. Martin’s “A Song of Ice and Fire” book series, and while the plot drastically differs from “True Blood,” it too features ridiculous amount of graphic sex.
“Game of Thrones” has been criticized even by left-leaning critics at Huffington Post and The Washington Post for its appalling amounts of sex and nudity; specifically for a savage, sexual torture scene where child-king Joffrey forced prostitute Ros to beat another prostitute, Daisy, with a spiked bronze scepter. Joffrey held the two at crossbow-point, and a sadistic smile played on his face as Daisy’s screams echoed across the walls of his bedroom.
“The show’s relentless use of nudity has become so outlandish,” said Anna Holmes of The Washington Post, “that it often overshadows or distracts from the natural story.”
HuffPo’s Lorraine Wilke commented, “Apparently the writers and show-runners holding the reins at premiere cable land are bursting to expose every sexual anecdote they’ve ever heard, witnessed, or experienced.”
“Game of Thrones” relies heavily on “sexposition,” the technique of pairing plot exposition with sex. Lefty entertainment website Vulture tallied the "greatest sexposition moments" in “Thrones,” complete with pictures.
At the Daily Beast, writer Jace Jacob observed:
While frank sex in HBO shows is common (just look at True Blood), Game of Thrones appears to be placing it front and center … There's been a litany of such scenes: Harry Lloyd's Viserys recounts his family's sordid history to a pleasure slave astride him in the bathtub; Alfie Allen's Theon offers a full-frontal view of his manhood after having sex with a prostitute; there's Peter Dinklage's Tyrion, abed with multiple whores in the series opener; and a scene between Emilia Clarke's Daenerys and her handmaiden turns into a steamy lesbian-tinged sex training sequence.
Esme Bianco, who played the prostitute Ros starred in her own provocative lesbian sex scene, as an audition for brothel owner Petyr Baelish.  Baelish then delivered a monologue while the two prostitutes graphically pleasured each other. This scene was created for television, and didn’t appear in the books.
“The [above scene] came out of left field,” commented Ben Shapiro. “To write this scene in, it was obvious HBO thought they needed to add more graphic sex.”
“Thrones” wrapped up its second season on June 3 and will begin a third season next year.

HBO’s Original Series – Birthed in Immorality
HBO’s rush for the gutter began to accelerate with series like “Entourage,” and “Big Love.” 
The LA Times gushed about “Big Love,” saying, “For three seasons, the HBO drama about a polygamist family was astonishing in its narrative agility, able to persuade increasingly devoted audiences that the Henrickson clan — one husband, three wives — was not all that different from their non-polygamous counterparts.”

“Entourage” happily held up a mirror to Hollywood’s debauchery. The Hollywood Reporter described“Entourage” as “The concoction: fame, money, sex, drugs, parties, more parties, more sex, more fame, more money and then a bunch of detours for everyone else in the entourage to have either a lower-level semblance of the same happen to them or, to prove a point, not happen to them at all.”

The newest addition to HBO’s sex-obsessed lineup is “Girls,” a comedy written by Lena Dunham and Judd Apatow. In the first episode viewers were treated to a demoralizing BDSM sex scene, as Dunham’s character Hannah was used like a play-thing by her boyfriend, Adam.
ABCNews.com described the scene as “borderline date rape,” but the awful sex doesn’t stop there. Allison Williams, daughter of NBC anchor Brian Williams, was featured in an explicit masturbation scene. Fellow characters Jessa and Shoshanna regularly have sex and perform oral sex on the show.

Sex Sells on Showtime 
Showtime loves prostitutes. Two of its original series focus on the trade. “Gigolos” is a reality show which follows five male escorts who service women in Las Vegas, while “Secret Diary of a Call Girl” focused on a female prostitute.
Salon.com called “Gigolo’s” sexual content a “graphic sign of our times.” Explicit sex scenes are inserted between reality TV-like confessional interviews and Mark Kernes of Adult Video news said “Gigolos” falls into the pornography genre. “Please, it’s porn! If they’re showing hardcore sex, and the theme of the show is sexually oriented, it could hardly be anything else,” he said.
Historical dramas like “The Borgias” and “The Tudors” trade facts for foreplay, and are laden with gratuitous sex. “The Borgias” chronicles the life of the corrupt Borgia family who rose to power in the Catholic Church and is fraught with bed-hopping and rumored incest.
“Brother-sister duo Cesare and Lucrezia look like they are mere seconds from making out with each other,” said Morgan Glennon of Huffington Post.
“The Tudors” included a bounty of sex scenes and bordered on a  "soft-core skin flick" in most episodes, and “The Borgias” is following suit.

“Californicaton” takes pride in showcasing the graphic sexual escapades of failed writer Hank Duchovny. His immoral landslide included sleeping with a violent 16-year-old girl.  

The moral standards of pay cable are non-existant, and Showtime producers take pride in how far the network can push any boundary. Ten of its original series are fixated on explicit sex and often descend into violence-porn.

Showtime’s most depraved series is “Dexter,” which glorifies murder and violence, and (of course) boasts lots of casual sex. Dexter is described as television’s “anti-hero,” a man who at a young age discovered joy in murdering humans. But to Showtime that’s just fine if the victim is a criminal.
“Our leading man is a serial killer. He constantly obsesses and dialogues with his dead adoptive father. He keeps blood slides and murder weapons and consistently deceives the people around him in order to rack up body counts. The show's very premise inspired protests from groups such as the Parents Television Council. We see Dexter's mania manifesting virtually every week,” "The Atlantic" reported.
The friendly serial killer next-door even tells his child bedtime stories. In one episode Dexter told his son astory about monsters being slain and chopped up into pieces so small no one will ever find them.

Other sordid Showtime offerings include “Nurse Jackie” and “Weeds.”
“Nurse Jackie” follows the life of adultering, painkiller addict Jackie, who spends most of her lunch breaks having sex with her lover, the hospital pharmacist who supplies her with drugs.
New York Magazine described the character: “Double shifts and 80-hour weeks have left her with a bad back, and that has led her to grind Percocet into her coffee sweetener and snort lines of Aderall in the ladies’ room.” 
 As befits late night premium cable, “Weeds” dialed up the raunch. Character speech is laced with profanity, and the heroine is a dysfunctional suburban mom who turned to dealing pot so she could support her extravagant lifestyle. Casual sex and nudity are common.

Newcomer “House of Lies” is described by actress Kristen Bell. “This show is for fans of sophisticated filth, which I think really sums it up. I was looking for something daring – that’s a better way to put it than provocative and raunch. It’s relevant in the current zeitgest with the whole Occupy movement. All of these characters are wheeling and dealing, showing you behind-the-scenes dirty business. I think it’s attractive, sophisticated filth,” Bell told Huffington Post.

Liberal Media Rewards Debauchery 
The media loves to highlight the filth of pay cable television. “True Blood” has a long list of awards, including nominations for 12 Emmys and three Golden Globes. Both “Game of Thrones” and “Dexter” were nominated for Emmys in their respective categories.
“Game of Thrones” and “True Blood” regularly receive positive reviews from both The Washington Post and The New York Times.
Sarah Anne Hughes, a blogger for the Post, seemed very emotional about the “Game of Thrones” second season closer, “Take a moment. Exhale. Wipe away any remaining tears. It’s not goodbye, just see you later,” she wrote.
The New York Times’ Gina Bellefante couldn’t get enough of True Blood’s gritty sex. Bellefante wrote, “The sex is served in such luridly voluptuous, viewer-satiation-guaranteed portions that the show feels like nothing else on television, by which I mean television that isn’t available exclusively on $15.99 hotel-room pay-per-view.”
New York Magazine  raved about the abhorrent plot of “Girls.” “As a person who has followed, for more than twenty years, recurrent, maddening ­debates about the lives of young women, the series felt to me like a gift. Girls was a bold defense (and a searing critique) of the so-called Millennial Generation by a person still in her twenties. It was a sex comedy from the female POV, taking on subjects like STDs and abortion with a radical savoir-faire as well as a visual grubbiness that was a statement in itself,” wrote Emily Nussbaum.

The Danger of Pay Cable
“Pay cable can deliver content no one else allows you to have because they make the big bucks in debauchery,” Shapiro told CMI. “The liberalism is obvious. They are happy to be pushing boundaries and take great pride in degrading American discourse. From now on the entertainment industry will be competing at the lowest common denominator.”  
The lack of standards in pay cable is giving audiences a glimpse into the nasty future of broadcast television. Regular cable networks regularly feature ribald behavior and vile rhetoric.  FOX’s “Glee” is a series geared toward kids ages 12-17, but the dark agenda of the show is masked behind a peppy, musical world.
“To me, ‘Glee’ is more dangerous than ‘Game of Thrones.’ It has a specifically designed political and adult agenda set in a high-school musical world,” Shapiro said.  
A recent episode of “Glee” centered around teenagers losing their virginity and featured a gay sex scene.
FX’s “American Horror Story” and “Nip/Tuck” were so horrifying that even the cast was shocked at the content, and questioned whether it was appropriate for broadcast TV.
American Horror Story” featured voyeurism, dual masturbation, and a masochistic minute-and-a-half long sexual encounter between characters. Even the opening credits for the series were set to make the average audience gag in horror, with shots of mutilated body parts and the heads of infants preserved in jars.
“Nip/Tuck” aired scenes of slutty plastic surgeons engaged in graphic sex. In one episode an incestuous mother/daughter threesome occurred.
The licentiousness and perversion of premium content is no longer contained to pay channels only. In fact, Ryan Murphy, creator of “Nip/Tuck,” “American Horror Story” and “Glee,” famously stated it is his goal to “remove every barrier to the depiction of explicit sex on TV.” Slowly but surely, he’s succeeding.
“Pay cable shows like “The Sopranos” and “Sex and the City” both air on broadcast television channels,” PTC’s Isett said. While they’re edited they’re still extremely adult. They are bundled into your channels and appear in your TV guide. The problem is how these raunchy, filthy shows are marketed more widely than only on premium cable.”

* The conservatives needs to take a chill pill. It's art not porn. Nobody forcing them to watch the shows. The actors will tell you it's all performance. They are nothing like that in real life. Similar like when actresses assures the loved ones when they strip on-cam. Just waiting for the day when Aussie sweet-heart Jessica Marais actually performs non-simulated fellatio on Danny Huston in Magic City and we can all rejoice it's artistry of finest kind. The Europeans are merging hardcore sex into mainstream movies. It's time for Americans to join the fiesta.

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Fashion is my religion from Anibal Vecchio on Vimeo.
¨Fashion is my religion¨
Directed & Edited by Anibal Vecchio

PH: Johny Dean
Direccion, Producción & Estilismo: Nadia Hnatiw
Make Up: Solange Perkes
Pelo: Marcelo Pedrozo
Asistente de produccion: Belu Jonsson
Modelo: Ayelen Daruiz para Civiles Mgmt
Thanks: Ro Mulet, Clovis Vallejo, Azanza, Roberta se lamenta, Ricky Sarkany, Ana Magliano

About:
Anibal Vecchio, Fashion Filmaker and Photographer from Buenos Aires.
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La Femme n´existe pas from Anibal Vecchio on Vimeo.
La Femme n´existe pas
Directed & Edited by Anibal Vecchio
Produccion & Estilismo: Nadia Hnatiw
Make Up: Marcelo Pedrozo
Pelo: Jimena Lemck
She: Oliva @ Haru Models

About:
Anibal Vecchio, Fashion Filmaker and Photographer from Buenos Aires.
My work:
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My videos:
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Welcome to Allison Williams fan site



* e-mailed few times one of the Girls producers stating my disappointment at the lack of titty show from Miss Williams. To my huge surprise she actually sent a reply claiming Allison was sent an initial draft of Fifty Shades of Grey script; requesting her to audition for the lead role. The producer is hoping Allison comes thru the audition (when it happens) with flying colors. With the thorny subject of nudity out of the way, they are hoping she will be more open taking her top off in second season. In fact Allison character will be in an interracial relationship (just like it was in real life). Jungle fever. Yummy. It also a way to deflect criticism concerning the lack of diversity in the HBO series.

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The most erotic video tribute to Ray Bradbury you'll see today.
What better way to honor the dearly departed Ray Bradbury than with another look at this triumph in nerd-porn by music video queen Rachel Bloom. Since this video is a couple years old, the one silver lining to Mr. Bradbury's death is that, as this photo attests, he lived long enough to enjoy watching someone dress up as a schoolgirl and beg to be entered by him. It's not a luxury afforded to every author no matter how legendary, and we're sorry we were born too late to sing "Pump Me Deep With Your Love Isaac Asimov" to the man himself. 

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Bedlam genuinely made you jump out of your seat.

TV review: Bedlam's perversely exciting nightmare scenes were a welcome break from its gratuitous nudity and fluffy teen soap drama.
Bedlam, Lacey TurnerLacey Turner's performance kept the whole show together with her talent for portraying misery

With leading ghost-spotting hunk Theo James having departed for Hollywood – that’s what a turn as a randy Turk in Downton Abbey can do for you – it wouldn’t have been a big surprise if spooky drama Bedlam (Sky Living) had been put to bed. Yet, on last night’s evidence, it’s risen from the almost dead.

There aren’t many shows that can genuinely make you jump out of your seat but the spooky horror scenes that splice up Bedlam’s plots are the real deal – a beardy man with a spectacularly spasmodic neck is a particular favourite. It’s the contrast that does it: one minute we’re wading in teen soap land, then someone flips a switch and it turns into a pervy tale worthy of the Marquis de Sade.

Maybe that’s over-selling it but the haunted scenes in this bipolar drama, set in a former psychiatric hospital, wouldn’t look out of place in a Slipknot video. The shame is there aren’t quite enough of them to keep Bedlam’s excitement factor up. And thus far, the gratuitous nudity factor is on the meagre side, which is a touch odd when you’ve assembled a comely young cast to look scared out of their strides.

On the plus side, replacing James with Lacey Turner, an actress with a face made for misery, is a smart move. Turner is Ellie, a paramedic who has somehow inherited the ghostly visions that bedevilled the departed James’s character. It’s a daft construct but, oddly, I scarcely noticed it amid the perversely exciting nightmares.


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'House of Cards' is filming in my newsroom and I'm a natural

Susan Reimer
                                                                                         Susan Reimer




Casting call for a crazy newshen?

I went to college to become an actress.
Faithful readers will not be surprised to learn of my dramatic inclinations, but I had leading roles in all my high school plays, and I was Pennsylvania state champion in forensics before it was something used to solve murders on television.

A career in the theater was going to be a tough sell to parents who had never gone to college themselves and weren't sure what I was doing to begin with.

So I told my parents I was going to college to become a speech and theater teacher so that I could, in turn, direct high school plays and teach students the confidence-building value of competing in forensics, before it became something real-life juries wanted to see more of.

But when I got to college, I found that everybody in the theater department was having sex with everybody else and, being that I was the last virgin on the floor section of my dorm, it freaked me out.

So I joined the student newspaper to write about theater — those who can, do; those who can't, report on it — and began my life as a journalist.

Life is full of cruel ironies, and it is now the case that a television series is being filmed 50 paces from my desk at this newspaper.

Kevin Spacey
— I have admired him since "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil" — and Netflix are filming "House of Cards," the story of a ruthless politician and his wife, played by Robin Wright. Kate Mara plays an earnest young woman reporter with whom he gets involved. (For the record, that doesn't happen a lot in this business.)
They have rented space here at The Sun, and turned it into The Washington Herald for dramatic purposes. Although anybody who works in a newspaper knows we can gin up plenty of drama on our own.

They put out a casting call in the newsroom for journalists to play the part of journalists, which we would all be very adept at, but they put an age limit on the roles and I missed the cut by a mile.

In high school, I was regularly cast in the role of the crazy aunt. Faithful readers and my children will not be surprised to learn that, either. I was Cousin Leora in "Belles on Their Toes," a sequel to "Cheaper by the Dozen." And I was Constance, the madwoman of Passy, in Jean Giraudoux's "The Madwoman of Chaillot."

I also performed Queen Aggriavain's "mamalogue" from "Once Upon a Mattress," a production made famous by
Carol Burnett, and I can still remember it, word for word, all these years later.
("Well then how can you say such a thing, I want you to get married, how many times have I said to you I want you to get married. Only this morning I was saying to your father: I said Sextimus, I want that boy to get married, it just isn't normal for a boy that age to stay single I said after all he is a prince." Production note: the queen does not stop for breath or punctuation.)

In every newsroom, you can always count on having at least one crazy old bat woman staff member. We had one at The Sun for years who wore horizontal striped knee socks and a leather aviator helmet and wrote about fashion.

I just don't see why there isn't a similar role in the "House of Cards" newsroom that I could fill. I mean, really, how many earnest, young reporters do you need before viewers will start returning to their
Facebook pages?
Nobody takes their shirt off to display a lightly tattooed but heavily muscled torso in a newsroom. And there is no time for steamy love triangles, although the young people around me keep getting engaged to each other. There are no vampires, either, although the police reporters don't seem to get much sleep.

What you really need to round out an ensemble cast is a Helen Thomas type. A frumpy old newshen whose lipstick is outside the lines and who doesn't care what the polished TV boys think of her off-the-wall questions for the president.

It is a role I could handle without a script. We are talking Emmy here.

Kevin, honey, baby, sweetie. Have your people call my people, and we'll talk. 


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Aubrey Plaza on a Parks and Recreation Baby and Solo Sex Scenes
Aubrey Plaza's deadpan delivery might define her Parks and Recreation character, April, but in Safety Not Guaranteed, the comedic actress gets the chance to show a slightly more sentimental side. We caught up with Aubrey at a recent press day for the indie film in LA, where she talked about switching gears with the project and what's up next for April and Andy. Aubrey told us she's been pushing for a Parks and Recreation baby, and also dished about her next movie, The Hand Job. In it, she plays a college-bound teen determined to get some sexual experience under her belt before Summer's over — a role that Aubrey admits required its share of extremely awkward scenes. Safety Not Guaranteed arrives in select theaters this weekend.

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Is Hot Naked Yoga Staging A Comeback? 

bangstyle.com yoga Nude Yoga NYC Kardashians Hot Nude Yoga Hot Naked Yoga  entertainment  Is Hot Naked Yoga Staging A Comeback?Time Out New York called it an “underground sensation” more than 10-years ago, and the allure of naked yoga seems to making a serous comeback.
It was just last season that the Kardashians (Kim and Kourtney) partook in the naughty practice; it didn’t go over too well with husband- at-the-time Humphries.
In hopes of convincing naysayers, Aaron Star, owner of Hot Nude Yoga, feels that his naked version of yoga is the way to go, and news travels fast; it wasn’t long after that that nude yoga groups began to spring up worldwide.
Cities like London, Moscow, Madrid, and Sydney had to find out what all the hype was about and get in on the downward dog action!
bangstyle.com yoga Nude Yoga NYC Kardashians Hot Nude Yoga Hot Naked Yoga  entertainment  Is Hot Naked Yoga Staging A Comeback?Although many of these groups are male-only, we’re now starting to see more and more co-ed groups doing sun salutations in the buff.
Instructor Isis Phoenix, who teaches at Nude Yoga NYC in Manhattan, said her coed nude yoga studio attracts “a well-rounded population of ages, genders, and sexual orientations”; however, the men still outnumber the women attendees two-to-one.
bangstyle.com yoga Nude Yoga NYC Kardashians Hot Nude Yoga Hot Naked Yoga  entertainment  Is Hot Naked Yoga Staging A Comeback?When asked about the appeal, fans of nudie McYoga say the nudity deepens their practice and at the same time promotes a closeness to their fellow yogis.
In the bigger cities, the opportunity to let your “hair down” is what some are saying makes this form of yoga attractive, as they are practicing yoga and building a community at the same time.
Participants do admit to the occasional “rise in excitement,” but the diehards insist naked yoga is all about the physical fitness.
“This is about yoga and appreciating your body,” said John Cottrell, a naked yoga instructor in Salt Lake City.
And although these practices are said to be done in safe, nonthreatening spaces, one who opposes the practice (another yoga instructor) had this to say, “I don’t see the point; I don’t need to do naked yoga. I have a yoga practice that I like, and I can be naked in my home.”
Another concern comes from serious practitioners who say this form of yoga diminishes the pure practice when this much heightened sensuality (which no one argues) exists.

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Going off the topic to warn all visitors going to China about new 'delicacy' in the menu. Not sure if it's true (posted on a local Chinese tabloid) or something out of fantasy land but it's better to err on the side of caution. Just remember what Prince Philip once said about the Chinese - 'they will eat anything'.......

Translated article :

Shocking news circulated in China .
This is disgusting and inhuman!
A town in Canton is now on trend taking baby herbal soup to increase health and sexual performance/stamina. The cost in China currency = approx $4000. A factory manager was interviewed and he testified that it is effective because he is a frequent customer. It is a delicacy whereby expensive herbs are added to boil the baby with chicken meat for 8 hours boiling/steaming. He pointed to his second wife next to him, who is 19 (he is 62), and testified that they have sex everyday. After waiting for a co uple of weeks, he took this reporter to the restaurant when he was informed by restaurant Manager that the spare rib soupocal code for baby soup) was now available.
This time, it was a couple who have 2 daughters and this 3rd one was confirmed to be a daughter again. So the couple aborted the baby which was 5 months old. Those babies close to be born and die naturally costs 2000 in China currency. Those aborted ones cost a few hundreds in China Currency. Those couples who did not want to sell dead babies, placentas can be accepted also for couple of hundreds. The reporter making comment that is this the problem arise from Chinese being taking too much attention in healt h or is the backfire when China introduced one child in a family policy (since majority prefers to have male babies and those poorer families need ended up selling their female babies.)
This is so gross but at least we all know what is happening in this world. Please pass on to whom you know loves exotic food or going to China .. This is so sick!!
 
 
 
 


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