Indiana Evans in Blue Lagoon: The Awakening (2012)
* perfection from head to toe. Another Aussie sweetheart poised for US stardom just like compatriot Jessica Marais. I will be very disappointed - having watched the Lifetime flick - if the DVD release is not unrated or an extended edition. That's the point of hiring the Aussie actors. No stupid nudity clause. Indiana was topless few times and in one scene was totally nude.The first skinny dipping scene at waterfall starts abruptly and ends that way too. It opens with her in the waters (topless but with back to the cam). The choppy editing suggests it was trimmed for Lifetime broadcast.
The stranded couple first love scene could been shot from different angle to the one shown. Despite filmed from upper chest up, Brenton had his arms across Indiana bosom like covering her modesty. Maybe it was cropped for Lifetime but for DVD........
The duo swims in the buff for second time at the blue lagoon - shot from a distance.
The love scene at the beach had that croppy feeling to it. The close-up and blurring of Indiana's lower bosom half. It also proves Indiana was buck naked.
Will Indiana follow in Marais footsteps or will she be patient like her idol Cate Blanchet and wait for the right roles? I hope she opt for the former rather than the latter.
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Lucy Griffiths Talks TRUE BLOOD, Auditioning to Play Nora, and Talking With Fangs
During this recent exclusive phone interview with Collider, Lucy Griffiths talked about auditioning for the show, catching up on episodes once she’d been cast, how she typically doesn’t watch much television because she doesn’t have a TV, that she found talking with the fangs relatively easy, how she views her character and the relationship she has with her “brother,” having to forget your inhibitions to work on a show like this, what she’s most enjoyed about playing this character, and what she looks for in a project.
How did you come to be a part of True Blood this season? Were you actively looking to do American television?
LUCY GRIFFITHS: Well, yes and no. I’ve had American representation for a few years now, so it’s always been a possibility. It was just that the right audition came along and I was right for it, so I got it. When you auditioned, how secretive were they with you? Did they tell you anything about the character at all?
GRIFFITHS: The first I knew of the character was in the auditioning sides that I had. I knew that she was Eric’s sister and that she was a Chancellor in the Vampire Authority. Further than that, I didn’t know anything. She’d not been featured in previous seasons which I’d watched, so I had no idea what to expect. But really, you don’t have any idea what to expect, script to script. You don’t get told before the series starts what your character arc is going to be, so it’s always a surprise. I guess it’s good to start off not knowing anything ‘cause that’s how it continues.
Had you been a fan of the show, or did you have to catch up before filming?
GRIFFITHS: I had to catch up, but I was very glad I had to because I really love it. I really enjoyed catching up. I wasn’t a fan before my audition, no, but I am now.
Since you had already done the zombie pilot that didn’t get picked up, were you discouraged at all to try for another TV show, or does it help to know that this show has such a devoted following?
GRIFFITHS: Yeah, of course! Because True Blood has long since debuted, there’s not that same worry. I know that some people think differently about pilots, but I really enjoyed shooting Awakening. We had brilliant producers, and they were just so much fun and they made the experience so wonderful. The thought of staying in Toronto and shooting with them for, potentially, seven years was something that could have been quite fun and a big change in all of our lives. But, when that doesn’t work out, once again, you’re dealing with an unknown future and I find that quite exciting as well. That’s how I feel about it. I think it’s a win-win situation. You either end up on a good, fun show that’s successful, or you have that question mark in your future and you know that you don’t know what’s going to happen, which is exciting.
You did a zombie pilot and now you’re playing a vampire. Are you a genre fan, or is that just a coincidence?
GRIFFITHS: I don’t watch a great deal of television because I don’t have a television, and I don’t have a huge catalog of films that I’ve watched either. When I do watch things, they tend to be a lot of comedies. I actually like some of the British comedy series. But, on the whole, I’m not a huge viewer of anything.
Since you can’t be a very menacing vampire, if you have a lisp, how challenging is it to learn to talk properly with the teeth?
GRIFFITHS: I know this sounds funny, but I think it depends on how your mouth is shaped. I don’t know whether mine was built for fangs or what, but I didn’t have too much of a problem. I did get the giggles the first day I put them in, but they’re okay.
How do you see Nora, as a character? Do you think she’s loyal to Eric?
GRIFFITHS: She certainly has loyalty to Eric. I think she’s actually a very loyal character, but some of her loyalties and trusts are misplaced. She’s selfish in the way that beings are selfish, but she’s not in it for what she can get, to the detriment of people around her. There are characters like that this season, but she’s not one of them. She is excited by the prospect of the power that her faith will bring her. She’s actually not a very selfish character. She’s very loyal to her brother, and she’s loyal to her friend and colleague, Salome.
How would you describe the relationship between Nora and Eric?
GRIFFITHS: They’re very excited to see each other. He didn’t know she was coming, so he’s very surprised. They’re just overjoyed to be in each other’s company again. I think they have a sibling rivalry, certainly, but they basically love each other.
Will viewers get to learn more about the friendship between Nora and Salome (Valentina Cervi)?
Right after you’re introduced, you have a sex scene and you get tortured, which seems like the typical initiation for the new cast members. How nerve-wracking is it to just be thrown into the fire like that?
GRIFFITHS: It’s funny, when you know that you have to do these things, you just get on with them and they can be fun. It can feel quite liberating to not be able to think twice and not be able to consider your inhibitions. You don’t have a choice. Your job, at that moment, is to have a sex scene in a container with a man that you met two days ago. You’ve made your bed and you’ve got to lie in it, so to speak.
How has it been to work with Alexander Skarsgard?
GRIFFITHS: It’s definitely been fun. All of the actors have been very warm and welcoming, from very early on. I felt very comfortable in his presence on set, which makes it easier to do scenes like that and to feel confident that that person is going to respond to you and receive you, and not think that you’re doing something strange.
What have been the biggest similarities and differences between having done Robin Hood on BBC and this show?
GRIFFITHS: I came onto Robin Hood in the first season, so being on a show while it’s being set up, and nobody knows how it’s going to be received, and people are in a foreign country without their families, and a lot of the actors were not getting their first jobs, but certainly getting their first high-profile jobs, there’s so much new stuff to take in. Whereas, if you join a show which is already massively a hit, and people have formed on screen and off screen relationships, it feels much more like a well-oiled machine that you’ve snuck into, as opposed to being part of this thing that’s starting. It’s exciting, being part of something that is new, and it’s very comforting, fitting into something which is already up and running. That’s how it’s different, I think.
Are you prepared for the die-hard fans this show has, who will know more about your character than you do?
GRIFFITHS: Yeah, I think so. I think that’s quite flattering. Obviously, the show wouldn’t be the success it is without those people. If they can tell me something I don’t know about Nora, then I’ll be quite grateful to hear it.
Is there anything you’ve enjoyed most about playing Nora?
GRIFFITHS: I’ve enjoyed the fact that I’ve been lucky enough to have been given material which is quite dramatic and not naturalistic. I lot of the work that I’ve done has been. I think I’ve played this character in a very naturalistic way. I have to be tortured and I have to cry, at one point, and it’s a real treat to get to play those extreme scenes on a television series, as opposed to in the theater, for example. Obviously, in the theater, you’ve got an hour and a half performance and you’ve got lots of drama packed in. Whereas, when I’m shooting a television series, there will be moments of drama, but on the whole, it plays for the reality, with the stuff I’ve previously done. This is much more extreme. Are you typically the type of actor who likes to do a lot of research and backstory work, and what sort of research do you to do play an older vampire?
GRIFFITHS: Well, not hugely. I think what is so great about this show is that Alan Ball has a very original take on vampires. Of course, there’s the garlic thing and the coming out at night thing, and the things that seem to be common between vampires, across the board, but this is original. I would never try to find inspiration from other people’s vampires because I think his are the best ones. In terms of backstory, I haven’t been told exactly what my backstory is. It’s easier for me to decide on a dynamic for her and her relationship with Eric and let those things lead the way, as opposed to having a backstory.
Having caught up on the episodes before you started the show, is there a character that you would love to do a scene with?
GRIFFITHS: I like Andy Bellefleur (Chris Bauer). I’ve got so many favorites, which are so good, that it would be impossible to pick one, and they’re all so different as well. But, I’d love to do a scene with him. I think it would be great fun. I think I get to do a scene with Sookie at the end of the season, but I’m not entire sure.
If you survive the season, is this a character you’d love to continue to play?
GRIFFITHS: Yeah, but I just don’t know what the future holds. I’ve really enjoyed it, so we’ll see what happens.
What do you look for, in a project? Is it about the story and the character for you, or do you want to know who you’ll be working with?
GRIFFITHS: It depends a lot on the writing, first of all. If I think it’s well-written, I don’t really mind if it’s being produced by somebody who’s new. Further than that, if you get to work with actors you admire, that’s great. There are certain actors who do no wrong and give wonderful performances, no matter what role they play, but a lot of the time, you have to take it performance by performance. Even if it wasn’t an actor that I hadn’t necessarily noticed before, you could have such wonderful chemistry with that person that you find something really special. So, for me, it’s mostly about the writing.
Do you have a dream role that you’d love to do, or a genre that you really want to work in, if given the opportunity?
GRIFFITHS: Right now, I would like to do some more theater because I haven’t done it for awhile. With regards to genre, apart from the pilot for Awakening, this is my first foray into this kind of genre and it’s been really good fun. I never would have necessarily said, “I want to be in a vampire show.” To be honest, whatever comes my way, if I find it entertaining, I’d like to do it.
* The likes of Lucy, Overton, Cervi, Woll, Brianna Brown and host of female guest stars promises nudity in the offing (from casting notices and interviews). We need to take in also the increasing demand from True Blood huge female audience to see more male nudity. Coupled these factors together is a likely scenario of sex and nudity dilution for coming episodes except for graphic sex scene (directed by Moyes) in Episode 8. Self-imposed regulation by the Showtime and the show executives (keep it to hard R) which requires balance between sex, nudity, and violence will make sure many of the scenes either edited out or canned altogether. Lucy supposed topless scene, Overton's prolonged nudity, Cervi couple of nude moments, Woll finally revealing her baby feeders, Janina Gavankar's Luna and Sam very torrid encounter and Brianna's showstopper sandwiched between the season are all in danger of being cut out or cut short to keep within the rules.
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Movie review: Compliance
In the years following World War II academic psychologists grappled with the phenomenon of apparently normal people following orders to act inhumanely to other people and indeed to participate in mass-murder. In 1947 California Psychologist Theodore W. Orno devised a personality test to measure what he termed the authoritarian personality. His work has since been refined to what is known as Right-wing authoritarianism and the number of criteria reduced to three traits: 1. Authoritarian submission — a high degree of submissiveness to the authorities who are perceived to be established and legitimate in the society in which one lives.
2. Authoritarian aggression — a general aggressiveness directed against deviants, outgroups, and other people that are perceived to be targets according to established authorities.
3. Conventionalism — a high degree of adherence to the traditions and social norms that are perceived to be endorsed by society and its established authorities, and a belief that others in one's society should also be required to adhere to these norms.
In 2004, a man named David Stewart was arrested in Panama City, FL, in connection with a series of prank calls to fast food restaurants around the country, in which he had allegedly impersonated a police officer and convinced managers to detain and strip search female employees that he accused of theft. Yesterday at The Broadway Screening Room I attended an advance screening of the movie Compliance which is based on one of those prank calls. The movie will open in theaters on August 17, 2012.
Had I not already been familiar with the psychological research on authoritarian behavior I would have found it hard to believe that the manager of the Ohio ChickWich restaurant (ably portrayed by Ann Dowd) and some of her employees could be so gullible, so utterly lacking in critical thinking skills. Why did they believe the caller was who he claimed to be? It seems that anyone who has watched television police dramas could find holes in his story. And yet in 70 cases across the country fast food restaurant managers followed the prank caller's instructions to the letter.
I found the film disturbing and thought provoking, but at 90 minutes (even though it condensed a three and a half hour conversation) I thought it was too long. If it were re-edited Compliance would make a fine one hour TV drama; I'm not convinced it needed to be a feature length film. The cinematography captures what running a fast food restaurant is like.
There is a perhaps unavoidably creepy aspect not only to what the prank caller (played by Pat Healy), who identifies himself as "Officer Daniels," is doing but in the way the viewer is turned into his voyeuristic accomplice. This is exacerbated by the fact that Dreama Walker, whose acting performance as the accused employee is very good, has breasts that are so identical in shape and size as to appear unnatural and indeed look surgically enhanced. If viewers are expected to empathize with this character rather than ogle her why did director Craig Zobel chose an actress for the role whose breasts resemble those of a porn star?
I'm glad I saw Compliance, but I'm also glad I didn't pay to see it. I'm sure the film will work as well on a smaller screen (and many of today's flat-screen TVs are not that small) and advise readers to wait for it to appear on IFC, the Sundance Channel, or on premium cable.
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What I learned from watching Girls (and its sex scenes) with my daugther
by Ian Brown
I must admit that watching 25-year-old Lena Dunham have sex on television while I was in the viewing company of my 19-year old daughter gave me pause.Pause? I think my heart actually stopped for a moment. But I kept my eyes on the TV screen, and when the scene was over I rubbed my face with my hands, as if I’d just seen a ghost, and muttered the word “Jesus!” loud enough for her to hear.
That way, she knew that I knew that we knew that we had just done something very modern together: A father and his daughter had watched a television scene in which men and women had sex. Suddenly, at a sharp turn in history, we’re the same.
The sex scene was the famous one in the second episode of Girls, Lena Dunham’s already legendary weekly half-hour biopsy of the lives of four 20-something women setting forth as adults in Brooklyn. The show ran its first season finale this week, whereupon The Daughter and I began to re-watch every episode.
Admittedly HBO is famous for graphic fare, so I should have known. On the other hand, Girls is classified 14-plus. If I’d watched that scene in the company of my mother when I was 14, we’d both still be institutionalized.
In it, Adam – the primordial but often sweet, now-you-see-him-now-you-don’t boyfriend of Hannah, Ms. Dunham’s character – masturbates (yagh!) while openly verbalizing his fantasy (whoa!) that Hannah is an 11-year-old junkie (eep!) who can no longer go home to her parents because … Well, you begin to get the picture.
It’s a short but radioactively complex scene: At one point Adam turns Hannah’s face away so he doesn’t have to look at her; afterward, he is unpredictably tender. But when Hannah makes a joke about it later, the fantasy is so trivial to Adam that he doesn’t remember what he’d said. My wife (smart and open-minded) found this deplorable, and warned The Daughter not to put up with men like that. I kept my mouth shut.
But The Daughter watched the scene without judgment. “She’s into him,” she kindly explained to me later. “So she goes along with it.” Nothing so human is only good or bad, and Ms. Dunham is not afraid to say so to her generation. This makes for thrilling television. The Euro Cup is as exciting as the Shopping Channel by comparison.
“But why am I embarrassed?” I said to my daughter. (This made me feel 186 years old.)
“Well, it’s weird to watch sex with your parents, don’t you think?” she said, reasonably. Yes, what was once utterly private is now sported in public like a spring hat. “That scene is something that I, as your child, know adults do. You, as my parent, know that it is something young women do. But it’s private, so when we actually see it, we kind of think about the other people we’re watching it with. To be honest I think I’m embarrassed partly because I’m worried that you’re embarrassed. We’re always worried about other people’s reactions to our own reactions. Which is what the show’s about, as well.”
How did she get so damn sophisticated? Partly by growing up in an age of brilliant television, in which Girls occupies a level of its own. Coming of age with TV in the past decade is the equivalent of growing up in London’s West End in the 1950s, the last truly innovative age in theatre. Girls makes the widely admired Mad Men look like Mister Rogers – Mad Men has great-looking clothes, furniture and people, but next to Girls its characters are cartoons.
What really flipped my crank of embarrassment was the nudity. Hannah’s best friends – uptight Marnie, free-spirited Jessa, virginal Shoshanna – are all more conventionally attractive than her. But only Ms.-Dunham-as-Hannah is ever totally naked.
She doffs her duds the way she snacks – frequently, sloppily and at random. She has a slightly shapeless, untoned body that is unremarkable in every way except in its unremarkableness, which is what makes her nudity so unconventional on TV. I flinched every time the girl flung her clothes down, wanting to protect her from the judgment and disdain I knew were flying her way, sometimes even from me. “Put some clothes on, Hannah!” I wanted to shout.
But why should she? And why am I so locked into what I think I should see, as opposed to what is actually there? Hannah’s nakedness revealed me as much as it revealed her.
“She behaves like a man,” The Daughter said: Men blithely shed shirts and shorts regardless of how hideous we look. But on Girls, women do it too. On Girls, the women also behave like insensitive louts a great deal of the time, and the men are often the insecure, hurt ones.
“It’s not just about girls being needy and vulnerable,” The Daughter said. “She doesn’t judge them. And so she allows you to accept yourself. It makes you feel like you can be honest, and free.” This moved me to the point of losing my composure.
On Mad Men, the old order between men and women persists. On Girls, they are finally equal and independent, not just of each other, but even of their own genders. None of this makes it easier to get along, alas.
“I’m offended by all the supposed-to’s. I don’t like women telling other women what to do!” the unreliable Jessa shouts in one episode, after Shoshanna claims that doggy-style sex is demeaning to women. “What if I want to feel like I have udders?”
Gender solidarity is now less important than personal self-fulfillment. As Hannah tells her parents, by way of explaining why they should support her for two more post-college years (at $25,000 per): “I’m busy trying to become who I am.”
The season ended as it began – with Hannah stuffing food she didn’t pay for into her ever-gaping piehole. “Like a pig,” The Daughter laughed, not unapprovingly. And like men, who were called pigs by feminists two generations ago. Equality at last, which is good for all Daughters.
I admit I occasionally wish for a woman to look up to. But a level gaze lets you see farther.
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Veena Malik goes nude
Pakistani bombshell Veena Malik is going to shed her clothes for a B-grade film, ‘Daal Mein Kuch Kala Hai’. The sultry actress is going to romance Raja Chaudhary, Shweta’s ex husband in the movie. Recently, Veena Malik posed naked for a magazine and later on the actress denied it. She was even issued fatwa by Muslim community but the sexy lass is doing what she feels is right.
Veena Malik will go nude for DMKKL and will be seen doing some steamy scene with Raja Chaudhary. Raja is so much impressed with Veena’s hot avatar that he expressed his desire to marry her. He is even ready to change her surname from Chaudhary to Malik. Veena also said that she had a wonderful time shooting with Raja. Shweta Tiwari’s ex- husband is so much impressed with Veena’s bold ‘performance’ that he wishes to spend the rest of his life with her.
'Daal Mein Kuch Kala Hai' stars Jackie Shroff, Vijay Raaz and Shakti Kapoor, among others. The poster of the film was released recently and the actress was seen in topless covering her secret asset with notes.Ashmit Patel who is said to be dating Veena Malik might not be happy with his ladylove’s new co-actor. Asmit and Veena’s love story kick-started on the set of ‘Bigg Boss’. Ashmit and Veena’s love on BB helped the show to gain higher TRPs. Recently, the actress hit the headlines for getting cozy with her film director Hemant Madhukar.
* After the FHM Magazine nude pictorials controversy, Veena Malik is virtually an outcast in religiously and socially fucked-up Pakistan. Reportedly disowned by her family and unlikely to return home anytime soon. The super-crazed Pakistani conservatives have big plans for Miss Malik. Chief among them is fun outing of being buried to your neck and have your face and head bashed in by the Stones fans. And no. I'm not talking about the Rolling Stones. Or she could opt for another born-again experience. According to some fanatics it will cleanse your soul and stripped your face of any false pride and arrogance. Yep. The acid treatment is popular in Pakistan and often used to remind the female population Allah created you from Adam's rib and you belong in the bed or on your knees sucking your husband's cock. But I believe Veena will go for mass gang-rape. She already been fucked good and proper by the Indian assholes just to put food on the table. Being train-banged will be nothing new for her. Just ask the Indian cricket team!
It's a real possibility Veena could beat Sunny Leone to the nudity punch. The cunning Bollywood film-makers are now producing two versions of their movies. Censored edition for the mainstream release and unrated DVD edition for local and foreign market. It's is an expensive approach but they believe it's a risk well worth the time and effort.
Veena has gained a lot of popularity now thanks to the controversies surrounding her. She first came into existence when she accused her cricketer boyfriend Asif for being involved in match-fixing. Before that she was nobody for us, atleast not here in India.But yea it will be a little unfair if say that Veena Malik was nothing before that controversy happened. Veena who was born as Zahida Malik was doing great for herself as a Pakistani actress, comedienne and model. She has been in the glamour industry for over ten years. She has done stuffs both good and bad as far as her professional life is concerned.
She started as an actress first and then moved onto the television in Pakistan. She has done a few movies in Urdu and some of them were appreciated too. She even has been part of many television shows aswell.
She has been involved in many controversies ever since she started her career. She had her nude photos all over the internet when she had hardly started her career. And most recently she again decided to bare it all for the FHM magazine. Her cover photo caused a lot of stir.
Well Veena Malik now is doing a lot of stuff in India. She has done a few item numbers in a couple of movies. She will make her Bollywood debut in 2012 in “Dal Mein Kuch Kala Hai”. Her Reality show “Veena Ka Vivaah” will soon be on air on the channel NDTV Imagine.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/veena-malik-bollywood-star-says-800672
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The Titanic Of Failed Hookup Stories
Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.
Blondie:
I'm great friends with a guy (Alex) I used to date for years and we hook up every now and then when neither of us is attached. One Saturday in early March 2008 we decided to take Alex's boat out on to the Colorado River and put in at our usual ramp. (The boat is a bass boat – no open bow. I point this out because it has a direct bearing on subsequent events.)
The temperatures were normal (mid 80s) and due to it being so early in the season we had the entire river to ourselves; nary a watercraft in site on either the California or Arizona side of the river. I might add that just because the air temperatures were somewhat warm, the water was probably more like 65 degrees due to the snowmelt coming down from the mountains and we had NO desire to actually get in the water that day.
It being a day off from work for us, and naturally being on the water, we watched the sun rise with what was to be the first of many, many cocktails throughout the day. We cruised north for about ten or twelve miles, and having the river completely to ourselves, we decided to engage in a little "fun and games," namely on the bow of the boat since it was flat. The water was like glass, no wakes and so smooth it was like being on terra firma.
We were really going at it (I was on top) when I noticed the boat rocking but wrote it off as us making it rock! How wrong I was. I looked up to see a LARGE party barge about a half mile north of us. And this fool was crisscrossing the river, going from shore to shore, at a speed that was creating some very large wakes.
I hopped off (Alex, not the boat), stood up, and that is when a large wake rocked the boat and I became airborne. I land on the bow of the boat in a sitting position (with legs straight out), bounced once and fell over the port side and into the drink. The water wasn't actually as cold as I had thought (perhaps the cocktails had something to do with that) but my ass hurt like hell! (On reflection I'm lucky I didn't crack my skull or worse!)
Alex extended a hand and I climbed aboard (the boat, not Alex). We vacated the vicinity of the party barge but the desire to resume playtime was shot. We spent the rest of the day cruising the river then hauled our tired bodies home.
So let this serve as a warning that watercraft, alcohol and sex often mix, they just on occasion do not mix well. Once in a while things can go horribly, painfully awry, as you can see in the photo of my broken tailbone. X-rays confirmed it, and it took three years of me sitting on a pillow before it healed as much as it could. I'll always have problems with that break.
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| Ay caramba! |
It was the first 3-day weekend of the semester my freshman year at a State University in Pennsylvania and all my friends were going home because most of them were from reasonably nearby. Being from eastern Long Island I was 400 miles from home without a car and stuck by myself for the weekend. I was pretty resigned to a full weekend of working on my Hornets NBA Live dynasty when this kid Mike who lived across the hall knocked on my door that Friday night. He quickly explained to me that for a while he's been trying to sleep with this girl from Florida and this weekend is his best chance cause no one is around to cockblock him. The only problem is her roommate, also from Florida, is still here as well. He made it sound like I'd be doing him a big favor if I got drunk with him and these two girls from Florida.VR:
I went to his room at 8 and he told me that as long as I didn't say anything stupid I could probably bang the friend. I still had no expectations for the night and was just happy to have something to do. This all changed the second the girls walked into the room. They were both gorgeous with perfectly tanned bodies. I was shocked when I realized that Mike was going for Alex the Spanish looking girl and Tiffany the platinum blonde with huge tits was supposedly the one I had a chance with. Scared that they might leave at any second if I said something stupid I kept pretty quiet while we all shared a 2-liter plastic bottle of vodka. All these girls talked about was how much they hated Pennsylvania and I quickly realized this was my best chance to make conversation since I completely agreed with them.
We proceeded to take turns talking about how backwards PA was and taking shots. When the two girls excused themselves to go to the bathroom I was completely flummoxed when Mike poured the remainder of the Vodka out his window. He told me when the girls came back me and Tiffany were going to go to my room to get the non-existent vodka I had there and that under no circumstances was I or Tiffany to come back to his room for at least an hour.
When the girls came back and Mike ushered us out of the room I, for some reason, became convinced Tiffany was going to bug out when we didn't find any vodka in my room. Not even thinking for a second about the possibilities of having a drunk and hot girl in my room, I was only thinking about my elaborate lie about why we couldn't find any vodka. After searching behind my bed for the vodka I didn't have I turned around to find Tiffany already topless. She jammed her tongue down my throat before I could even think. After about 45 seconds of kissing we were naked in my bed when she asked if I had a condom. I had no condoms.
I told her I could pull out but she said that wasn't the issue since she was on birth control. She just didn't wanna have unprotected sex with someone she just met. I knew this was the hottest girl I'd probably ever kiss let alone have sex with so I lied and told her I was a virgin, hoping that this would convince her not to worry about condoms but it completely dropped the hammer on my whole night. She proceeded to tell me the long story about how she lost her virginity when she was 14 and still isn't over it. After 10 minutes of trying to convince her I wouldn't be traumatized by it she still wouldn't relent. Right before she passed out she told me it was such a shame she doesn't give blowjobs anymore because she was really good at them.
Three years later I hadn't talked to her since that night and she was waitressing the table next to mine at Hooters. While I was in the bathroom taking a piss two frat bros were talking about how she gives by far the best blowjobs they've ever had.
I worked as a bouncer at a bar in Arlington VA. This was only a part time gig for me, just a little extra cash on the side, so to me, flirting with drunk girls was more important than doing my job. One night, I'm standing post when I notice a girl keeps looking over at me. After about 15 minutes of catching casual glances, I decide to give her the head nod (to tell her
to come over).
We start talking, hit it off, things are going great. I managed to convince my boss to let me have the rest of the night off so I can pursue things with her. Eventually the bar closes, me and her stay for an extra drink or two (she thought this was amazing, since I knew all the bouncers they didn't have a problem hooking me up).
She then tells me her friends are outside waiting for her, so I offer to give her a ride home in hopes she would invite me back to her place. She accepts the offer, and once we get in the car, the heavy making out begins. She proceeds to tell me she lives at home with her parents, so that's out of the picture, but she asks me if my bed is "comfy" (direct quote). Of course I make this bed sounds as if it's made of clouds, so she agrees to come back to my place.
Once back there, she suggests we watch a movie on the couch. The movie hasn't even past opening credits and she is on top of me starting to take off her clothes. I consider just doing the deed their on the couch, but I've got a dog and I feel weird having him watch, so I suggest we move to my bed.
Finally in my room, things continue to advance, so I get up to put a condom on. Once the condom is on, immediately upon the first thrust she bursts into tears...I take this as a compliment, and I ask her if I hurt her. She tells me no, and that she can't do this, and that she just got out of a relationship with a bouncer, and how she was just trying to get back at him by banging another, but she couldn't do it. She apologized, and thanked me for being so understanding. I didn't bother to get her number, because I knew I would never see her again. I called her a taxi, and I have never seen her or her friends step inside my bar agai
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